<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122</id><updated>2011-07-28T20:55:51.877-05:00</updated><category term='sequential'/><category term='spongebob squarepants'/><category term='practice'/><category term='artwork'/><category term='lovely corpse'/><category term='typewriters'/><category term='museum of the aughts'/><category term='good will hunting'/><category term='animation'/><category term='evolution of a cereal box'/><category term='after effects'/><category term='art'/><category term='dumb crap on youtube'/><category term='poemry'/><category term='archives'/><title type='text'>THE DEADLY NIGHTSHADE DINER</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>38</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-7797078133119042345</id><published>2011-07-16T00:44:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2011-07-16T00:45:52.174-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/7797078133119042345/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=7797078133119042345&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7797078133119042345'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7797078133119042345'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2011/07/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://img.youtube.com/vi/WJ-6qvcUejw/default.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1752355381078226275</id><published>2009-12-30T23:22:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-30T23:28:18.272-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spongebob squarepants'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1752355381078226275/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1752355381078226275&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1752355381078226275'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1752355381078226275'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/12/blog-post_7167.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Szwm_0Q9_EI/AAAAAAAABMU/XrZwJ_YSCpA/s72-c/sns2.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3812802072949107284</id><published>2009-10-19T00:30:00.004-05:00</published><updated>2009-10-19T00:32:57.108-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>


..........................gonna paint this on the juvenile's  bedroom mirror.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3812802072949107284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3812802072949107284&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3812802072949107284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3812802072949107284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/10/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Stv5IuXHfPI/AAAAAAAABL0/udcwH4cKv7Y/s72-c/mirror_owls.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3498538956116133007</id><published>2009-06-11T11:46:00.010-05:00</published><updated>2010-08-15T00:14:27.309-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>may as well start calling this the abandoned projects graveyard blog...













UPDATE: This project is officially un-abandoned! Stay tuned.....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3498538956116133007/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3498538956116133007&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3498538956116133007'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3498538956116133007'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/06/may-as-well-start-calling-this.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/SjE2yk1eMYI/AAAAAAAABKc/KDFpvL3fDNA/s72-c/lost_and_found.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-4856535413235414426</id><published>2009-03-08T02:52:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T02:57:06.470-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>next in my acclaimed web series, "animated shorts that no one will watch in a million zillion years", this guy, and another just like him:!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/4856535413235414426/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=4856535413235414426&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4856535413235414426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4856535413235414426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/03/next-in-my-acclaimed-web-series.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/SbN5XLajDiI/AAAAAAAABBY/w26RkNawduo/s72-c/russky.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-8336277353750873334</id><published>2009-03-06T01:46:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2009-03-08T02:50:53.837-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='after effects'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dumb crap on youtube'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>DESCRIPTION: well, i thought i would make a nice little movie for my subscribers while at the same time learning how to use after effects. so here you go. i'll admit to being somewhat unpleased with the results for the following reasons: 1. it is 2 months late. 2. turns out , i don't have motion tracking capabilities. 3. the live action footage is rubbish. 4. the colors got screwed up in the QT </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1657565817801192446</id><published>2009-02-27T21:14:00.018-05:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T19:05:47.950-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i heart owls!!!111!!!1!!!1!!!






these are supposed to be brown, not blue. there just is not enough time in the day for me to figure out why blogger does all the crappy things it does. [update: click the crappy blue images to see the original stunning technicolor images]














</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1657565817801192446/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1657565817801192446&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1657565817801192446'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1657565817801192446'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-these-are-supposed-to-be-brown-not.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/SaigQgrduFI/AAAAAAAABA4/DCt0v8no24E/s72-c/owls01.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-6872390708700365494</id><published>2009-02-23T01:53:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T01:56:57.895-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>pepe again...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/6872390708700365494/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=6872390708700365494&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/6872390708700365494'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/6872390708700365494'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-2789721952794694727</id><published>2009-02-11T18:47:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-11T18:48:31.277-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i hate these phones myself, but......pepe!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/2789721952794694727/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=2789721952794694727&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2789721952794694727'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2789721952794694727'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-hate-these-phones-myself-but.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1683469770727698728</id><published>2009-01-18T04:05:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-18T04:09:04.887-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='after effects'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>i'm fiddling about with after effects now. was hoping to have these guys animated for the new year. didn't happen. maybe by february 1st. the test footage looks good.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1683469770727698728/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1683469770727698728&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link 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height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-5764346594760196128</id><published>2008-08-06T01:20:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2008-08-06T01:27:42.064-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='typewriters'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/5764346594760196128/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=5764346594760196128&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/5764346594760196128'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/5764346594760196128'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-4288919812913274611</id><published>2008-07-31T17:21:00.005-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T17:53:12.695-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good will hunting'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/4288919812913274611/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=4288919812913274611&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4288919812913274611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4288919812913274611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post_31.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/SJI82Gt0CvI/AAAAAAAAApo/ZJZ_TVlGTeQ/s72-c/blog1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-110304014354132378</id><published>2008-07-31T17:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-31T17:19:53.835-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/110304014354132378/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=110304014354132378&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/110304014354132378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/110304014354132378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2008/07/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/SJI6fGl9d1I/AAAAAAAAAlo/SPEakfU6Nr0/s72-c/2frame_cycle.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3392172086979697278</id><published>2008-07-10T00:40:00.025-05:00</published><updated>2008-07-10T19:40:21.180-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='museum of the aughts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lovely corpse'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>....................................(click to enlarge)                            ..................................................................The year is 2002. Cathy Guisewite abandons form on this unusual comic strip. Critics hail it as refreshing yet cryptic in its anomalistic use of iconoclastic imagery. Debate will rage for years as to the actual meaning of the strip, with theories </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3392172086979697278/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3392172086979697278&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3392172086979697278'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3392172086979697278'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2008/07/this-unusual-cathy-strip-is-from-2002.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' 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href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7047127317179097837'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7047127317179097837'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/10/blog-post_31.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3976290285563845561</id><published>2007-10-23T21:29:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T21:33:43.473-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>these are my memories of what the people of summer look like."?"</summary><link rel='replies' 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src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rx6udszTVsI/AAAAAAAAAag/riW6pwnP6bU/s72-c/sb4.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-8050061079323512365</id><published>2007-10-23T21:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T21:29:11.324-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ballerinas</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/8050061079323512365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=8050061079323512365&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/8050061079323512365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/8050061079323512365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/10/ballerinas.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rx6tpszTVrI/AAAAAAAAAaY/Fw_DcQS_jTc/s72-c/sb5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-2829541321553566751</id><published>2007-10-23T20:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-10-23T21:25:36.693-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Uh oh. Looks like another sketchbook dump......loosening up excercises...now that we're nice and loose, let's try some caricatures!...tightening up again. rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/2829541321553566751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=2829541321553566751&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2829541321553566751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2829541321553566751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/10/uh-oh.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rx6lrczTVnI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/72xqJRziUZ0/s72-c/sb1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-8744286171926602875</id><published>2007-09-19T15:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T15:02:19.175-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>     drew this one a couple months ago. double click it for a description.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/8744286171926602875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=8744286171926602875&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/8744286171926602875'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/8744286171926602875'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/09/drew-this-one-couple-months-ago.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-7202450222143298928</id><published>2007-09-19T12:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-09-19T12:50:00.376-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animation'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>     so, somehow i was able to sneak this bit of animation into a local show i work on. you might say it's my first paid gig animating! thrilling, simply thrilling.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/7202450222143298928/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=7202450222143298928&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7202450222143298928'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7202450222143298928'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/09/so-somehow-i-was-able-to-sneak-this-bit.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-2805209036323532425</id><published>2007-07-25T05:20:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T23:19:39.476-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>These are some conceptual drawings for a few TOP SECRET animated shorts that i have been nurturing within my creative womb. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/2805209036323532425/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=2805209036323532425&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2805209036323532425'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2805209036323532425'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/07/these-are-some-conceptual-drawings-for.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rqck3Tmq5gI/AAAAAAAAANs/T3InbDlFB1g/s72-c/secret+1a.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-6300364263966821368</id><published>2007-07-25T05:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T05:18:30.276-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A few more before bedtime...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/6300364263966821368/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=6300364263966821368&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/6300364263966821368'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/6300364263966821368'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/07/few-more-before-bedtime.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RqciTzmq5XI/AAAAAAAAAMk/Fl-XeJZFQy0/s72-c/model+sheet+1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1531445934525494734</id><published>2007-07-25T04:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-07-25T04:51:07.914-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>There are 147 other things i need to be doing, but what the hey. Gonna blog.Below, please find some drawings i made at the beach recently, roughly in the order they were drawn. The five before the clown-looking fellow were done on mediumweight Mead sketch paper and those after were done on heavyweight. i favor the heavyweight paper. Not only is it more pleasant to draw upon, it also smells good. </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1531445934525494734/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1531445934525494734&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1531445934525494734'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1531445934525494734'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/07/there-are-147-other-things-i-need-to-be.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rqcawjmq47I/AAAAAAAAAJE/xrJ6Duxb8Y0/s72-c/beach1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3754905166245236108</id><published>2007-02-12T23:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T03:14:32.466-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>mrs bardhol, madonna of the all night diner.Here we are at Waffle House after failing to be adequately rocked by deerhoof, missing the last train back and being forced to take a taxi.Yes, my wife's hands are huge.Her elbows are all fubar because i didn't realize they weren't where i wanted them until i had already completed her biceps. Imagine her jacket the cream color of the seat back, her </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3754905166245236108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3754905166245236108&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3754905166245236108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3754905166245236108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/02/mrs-bardhol-madonna-of-all-night-diner.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RdE_upAVD4I/AAAAAAAAAHs/BrX3k_ubVXY/s72-c/bardholmadonna.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3666493020771776306</id><published>2007-01-16T02:10:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T23:13:48.449-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='artwork'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>mrs bardhol / take 1.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3666493020771776306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3666493020771776306&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3666493020771776306'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3666493020771776306'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/01/mrs-bardhol-take-1.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp1.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/Rax6Zb6m-UI/AAAAAAAAAHg/9yLtI_51Q_4/s72-c/apple5.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3555649830822922903</id><published>2007-01-16T00:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T02:03:44.507-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>As my blogging buddy Craig so eloquently and persistently put it a week ago, "What is it about hands?" Indeed. Armed with this rhetoric, so phrased almost as to assume flummoxation on the part of the recipient, and i myself being smug in my assurance of mutual flummoxation, took an opportune time after sketching these to ask my lovely wife, mrs bardhol, "Honey? What IS it about hands anyway, gash</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3555649830822922903/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3555649830822922903&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3555649830822922903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3555649830822922903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/01/as-my-blogging-buddy-craig-so.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RaxnA76m-RI/AAAAAAAAAG8/5yOUW6T3xjo/s72-c/lotsahands.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-7762905192129511006</id><published>2007-01-10T12:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-10T14:42:37.406-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='archives'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>ca. 2001See kids? Just look what happens when you stop drawing. This is the sort of crap i used to start, work on for a year or two, then drop like a bad habit, back when i thought i'd be one of the great illustrators of our time. i guess i'm posting it here, more or less like everything else i put up, as an act of self-flagellation. Theoretically, public scrutiny of my flaws should force me to </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/7762905192129511006/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=7762905192129511006&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7762905192129511006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7762905192129511006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/01/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RaUmb76m-KI/AAAAAAAAAFo/XnJ3Y7-ZZGI/s72-c/raven2.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1025151410573673234</id><published>2007-01-09T17:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-09T17:28:11.679-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'> bloody hands</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1025151410573673234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1025151410573673234&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1025151410573673234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1025151410573673234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/01/bloody-hands.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RaQWI9ASVZI/AAAAAAAAAFc/3tVNZF75W2I/s72-c/hands+hands+hands.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-2283263284297409752</id><published>2007-01-04T00:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T00:01:52.170-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>my bro.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/2283263284297409752/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=2283263284297409752&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2283263284297409752'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/2283263284297409752'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2007/01/my-bro.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RZyJ8nOYKhI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/Fsg-0LnzaWY/s72-c/doctor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-7501666303409759769</id><published>2006-12-31T21:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T21:07:23.733-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/7501666303409759769/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=7501666303409759769&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7501666303409759769'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7501666303409759769'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/12/blog-post_31.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RZhs0HOYKbI/AAAAAAAAAEI/wHlka3QgXIM/s72-c/happy-new-year.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-4001957280214652874</id><published>2006-12-30T01:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-30T05:34:14.700-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poemry'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>............ENGLISH EXAMA knee is akin to the trunk of a tree,...But it's not called a trunk;..That's a name for the torso,.whose analogy  would really be  to branches;While the arm's and hand's is even more so...is that a zero anaphora?........HECK IF I KNOW -- THEY'RE'S 3NGLISH 4 YA!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/4001957280214652874/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=4001957280214652874&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4001957280214652874'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/4001957280214652874'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/12/knees-are-akin-to-trunks-of-trees-but.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-7640758256639486642</id><published>2006-12-29T20:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-29T20:38:08.335-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='art'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HARRYHAUSEN ALERT! Just saw this video last night. It's the killers' "bones", directed by Tim Burton(!) Anyway, the skeleton army from Jason and the Argonauts makes an appearance and influences everyone else in the video to shed their skin. I wish Burton had gone with puppets, but alas, the effects seem to be in cg. Still very nice.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/7640758256639486642/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=7640758256639486642&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7640758256639486642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/7640758256639486642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/12/harryhausen-alert-just-saw-this-video.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp3.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RZW_RHOYKUI/AAAAAAAAAC0/A6Ni2xcoSBk/s72-c/bones1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-3385423067634750620</id><published>2006-12-29T03:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-04T00:07:26.355-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sequential'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This one is for all my long-suffering friends -- because you haven't suffered enough!I was thinking about animation and i tried to quickly draw some storyboards, keeping in mind your silhouettes, line of action, funny drawings and all that jazz. i'd like to try this one again sometime soon.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/3385423067634750620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=3385423067634750620&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3385423067634750620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/3385423067634750620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/12/this-one-is-for-all-my-long-suffering.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp0.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RZW7rXOYKTI/AAAAAAAAACo/iMD-rBxjl_s/s72-c/comic+diner.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-1000629780018726612</id><published>2006-12-29T01:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-03T23:01:38.938-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='practice'/><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>THE DINER IS OPEN.And if i really wanted to run this motif into the ground right off the cricket bat, i might start off saying something like, "how's about some roasted sherry duck for Christmas, hon?" In the interests of not having to live the lie that i am indeed operating a grossly unconventional eating establishment, i should go ahead and state that the title is lifted from one of my favorite</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/1000629780018726612/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=1000629780018726612&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1000629780018726612'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/1000629780018726612'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/12/diner-is-open.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://bp2.blogger.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/RZW5s3OYKSI/AAAAAAAAACc/NBjMgJDcLnQ/s72-c/tub+daffy+diner.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34760122.post-115946803575741300</id><published>2006-09-28T13:23:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T13:27:48.060-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Deadly Nightshade Diner - We Never CloseWill be open soon.Why don't you try the eggs?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/feeds/115946803575741300/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34760122&amp;postID=115946803575741300&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/115946803575741300'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34760122/posts/default/115946803575741300'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://weneverclose.blogspot.com/2006/09/deadly-nightshade-diner-we-never-close.html' title=''/><author><name>bardhol</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15049572248946057323</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='31' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_6wYL-wIaw-s/TGczDcJl7MI/AAAAAAAABXs/Tnm-VRbTMhM/S220/velvet4.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry></feed>
