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30.12.06

............ENGLISH EXAM

A knee is akin to the trunk of a tree,
...But it's not called a trunk;
..That's a name for the torso,
.whose analogy would really be to branches;
While the arm's and hand's is even more so
...is that a zero anaphora?

........HECK IF I KNOW -- THEY'RE'S 3NGLISH 4 YA!

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Blogger Craig D said...

Is this what's called "doggerel?" If so, that tree is in for a ruff time once that dog stops barkin' and starts in to parkin'.

Hmmm... maybe I should leave this sort of stuff to the experts...

9:14 AM EST  
Blogger Josh "Just What the Doctor Ordered" Heisie said...

Hooray! New crap! Damn this language and it's faulty reasoning.

9:09 PM EST  
Blogger The Wizened Wizard said...

Love your poetree! You're a budding Shakespeare, FCS. Nothing sappy about you, and you obviously have an extensive body of knowledge. Furthermore, others cannot create, others cannot rhyme, others cannot go out on a limb to spew visceral English in so fine a manner.

Craig D. sent me your way... sorry... ;)

10:43 AM EST  
Blogger bardhol said...

Wow, wizard, thanks!
That's what I call high praise, coming from so diligent a steward of the English language as yourself.
Oh, and Happy New Year -- may it be very odd indeed.

5:48 PM EST  

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